Jokes

Q: What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament? A: quit hanging around!

Q: what do snowmen eat for lunch? A: brrrr-itos!

Q: why don’t lobsters give Christmas presents? A: because there shellfish!

Q: what do you call a cat that gives you Christmas presents? A: Santa paws!

Q: what kind of music do mummies listen to?A:wrap Music!

Q: why did Dracula go to the doctor? A: because he couldn’t stop coffin!

Q: why do ghosts make horrible fans? A: because they’re always booo-ing!

These jokes are from a joke book.